Look at this beautiful magical girl we have been blessed with.
(now available as Pillows, Stickers, and Phone Cases on Redbubble!)
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
amytheartist, you’re killing me, Smalls!
3. Blog title
4. Favourite colours
6. Write something in all caps
7. Favourite band
8. Favourite number
9. Favourite drink
10. Tag people
I don’t really tag people for this kind of stuff, so if you want to do this, go on ahead!
I swear this song is like, joy itself made into sound
It calms me down no matter what
it could’ve fucking stopped the cold war if everyone just sat down and listened to it
I can help but smile every time I listen to it
Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin
Yes you can enter. Anyone with Animal Crossing New Leaf and an open spot in their town can enter. But please ask off-anon.